Thursday, September 11, 2008

KIMORA'S GOT FAKE TITTAYS!

No, not Kimora Lee Simmons. Kimora number 2 aka Sheena, the ghetto Asian persuasion from Harlem. On last night's episode of America's Next Top Tranny Ho," Paulina asked Sheena if her boobies were real or from the Mexican chop shop meat market. Sheena simply replied with a simple "no they're real." But after judging had come to a close, she admitted that they were as fake as the mountain of hair between Herpes Hilton and Brit Brit at Sunday's VMA's. Sheena should give tranny model-in-training Isis her doctor's number. Bitch is so flat, she needs to be punched in her back to get something going on up front (and I don't mean where she hides her candy). If you missed it, click below to watch the scene from last night's episode.



P.S. there can only be one Kimora number two and that bitch is yours truly. She may have more money, but I'm way fiercer. SNAP!

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