This morning in NYC's Central Park, David Blaine has come up with yet another hopeless stunt by hanging six stories in the air for his latest and stupidest stunt. David will hang upside down for the next 60 hours straight. When the 60 hours are up, he will do something called a "death dive" to the ground. in the words of Amy Winehouse, what kind of fuckery is this? And why is retard David famous again?
Doctors tell ABC News that unfortunately David's head won't pop off his body, but he could have a stroke or go blind. Maybe if he set himself on fire for 60 hours I would be interested, but David as a whole is a complete waste of time. the only people who give a rat flying shit would be tourists who are easily fascinated by stupid shit like this.
I say get some rocks and some really long sticks and fuck with David until his head really explodes.
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