Tuesday, September 16, 2008

JOSE CAN YOU SEE ME KILLING MYSELF?

Click below to hear singer Kat Deluna brutally massacre the National Anthem. If Randy Jackson was there he'd say,

Randy: (sucking in some air between his teeth) "Yo man, I don't know dawg! It sounded kinda pitchy." Why didn't they just.

Simon: That was absolutely dreadful. I've heard cats getting raped in an alleyway sound better than that performance.

And drunk ass Paula would have simply loved it. I'd add the new host Kara's opinion, but she hasn't started her shift on AI yet. All I ask is why didn't they ask Roseanne to sing it again?

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