You hear that sound guys? That's the sound of a million CLAYMATE vaginas queefing a sigh of infinate sadness, since they were the only clueless cunts who had no idea that the Gayken was a fan of the Cockerspaniel. Clay Aiken has confirmed, in an interview featured on the cover of the upcoming issue of People magazine and first leaked on Perez Hilton's site, that he is indeed (wait for it), homosexual.
All right, all right...so this isn't the biggest news scoop in tabloid history. This is sort of akin to reporting that Chris Daughtry is bald, or that David Cook uses hair gel, or that Ruben Studdard shops at Big & Tall For Men. It's always been that obvious. But this is the first time Clay's actually admitted it, so I applaud him for finally coming clean and allowing the truth to finally set himself free. A closet is no place to hide unless you're in there playing dress up.
For years, practically from the minute he reared his bespectacled head on season 2 of American Idol, Clay has skirted (no pun intended) around this issue--even telling Diane Sawyer herself that she was "really rude" to grill him about his sexuality in a 2006 Good Morning America interview. He always made a big point of keeping his private life just that--private--but it seemed the quieter he remained, the louder all the gossip (and snarky jokes) became. In truth I am all for a celebrity coming out when he's ready. As for those who read my blogs, I do make side jokes about the closeted celebrities (or at least the obvious ones), but what I cannot stand is when someone like Perez outs people for the sake of gaining notoriety or exposure for himself. The minute I read the article about Clay turning some porn star out in a hotel room in NEXT magazine a year ago, and his notorious CRAIGSLIST and sex site profilings, there was no hiding the obvious. Bitch was, as we like to use in fairy tale medaphors, leaving a trail of breadcrumbs for folks to follow.
Of course, promo photos of Clay's new look (frosty blonde highlights, inch-thick pancake makeup), or news than his son was conceived via medical intervention with his 50-year-old "best friend," didn't help matters. But Clay still kept mum, perhaps out of fear of alienating his adoring, mostly female fanbase.
But now Clay has finally come out, in a People article accompanied by the first published photos of his new bouncing baby boy, Parker Foster (who apparently was his inspiration for telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth here, as he told the mag, "I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things"). Kudos to Clay for being an honest role model for his child, and I'm certain that any worries Clay--or, probably more specifically, his handlers--had about him losing fans after such a confession will prove totally unfounded.
Congrats on coming out, but now you have something else to worry about. Idiots out there who will have a hard time with a homosexual raising a child. I don't see why it would be a problem. Faggots have been doing it forever. get used to it bitches, because gays raising families ain't going nowhere.
P.S. Could a similar announcement from A.I.'s Gaycrest be far behind?
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