On Sunday, JHo finished the Malibu Triathlon in 2 hours, 23 minutes, then got on a plane, hit the corpse groom with some electro shock and headed for the Bowery Hotel in NYC where the whore of Castle Hill threw her husband a 40th birthday party. I can't believe Marc is only 40. Like his wife, he's been sucking on plenty of Hollyweird lifeforces because he doesn't look a day over 400.
Guests at the event id BFF (and Scientolowhore) Leah Remini, Dita Von Teese, Kimora Lee Simmons, BF Dijmon Pokemon Honsou, Brooke Shields, and anemic vampires Allegra and Donatella Versace.
I got some extra juice that will make this story a wee bit interesting, since all this immortal birthday talk is making my eyeballs itch. My girl Heidi Klum (who I'm still gagging over seeing in person during Fashion Week) was supposed to show up to the party, but declined after JLo decided at the last minute not to film the season finale of "Project Runway." According to JLo's mouthpiece she injured her foot and wanted to stay off of it so that she could compete in the triathlon. Well clearly from the picture of her exiting the party her foot looks fine. i don't know many women who wear heels with an injured foot. I'm sure the bitch was dancing the night away with her Manorexic man as well. You can put money on that one!
A source told MSNBC's The Scoop that JLo is lying about the foot story. Apparently, bitch was in talks to star in a film for The Weinstein Company, who also produce Project Runway. When she found out she didn't get the part, she resorted back to her ugly divalicious Cruella De Cunt self and pulled out as a judge. The Weinsteins probably got wind that JHO can't act. I'm sure it was a good movie they decided not to put her in because let's face it - when was the last time she did a good movie? I know JHo is a big fan of the show, but I'm glad she won't be on to ruin what's left of one of the greatest competition shows on BRAVO. At least before it moves to LIFETIME, I can have fond memories of it being a good show before it goes off to another network.
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