All these years my mother tried to tell me, but I didn't listen. Now I'll have to tell her she was right. Preyer really does work. According to The National Enquirer (via Popcrunch), Elisabitch Hasselsnatch is about to ship out the cushy stylings of the View for a more comfy spot at Asshole Headquarters known as Fox News. A match made in homo-hating hell!
Elisabeth is reportedly considering the job. A source said: “Elisabeth feels she can’t win at The View, but she’s been told by friends at FOX News that they’d find a spot for her without hesitation.” Elisabeth is just as tired of the ladies at The View as they are of her! She feels she constantly has to defend herself. Besides that, when she gets passionate about her opinions, the others make her look like she’s hysterical. But when she doesn’t talk enough, she’s accused of ‘pouting,” says the tattle."
Don't consider it. Take the job. Do us all a favor and go home to the idiots over at FOX news. Now if she does leave, who will I have to make fun of over at The View. oh wait, isn't Sherri still there? most of the time she and Sherris agree on a lot of the same shit, unless it's Barack talk, so there is still reason to watch the show. I know many will get upset if I say this, but Elizabitches donkey beliefs is the best reason to watch the show. If she leaves, I won't have good reason to want to throw my breakfast at my flat screen tv.
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