Chile, I thought I done heard it all! Today on his radio show, Howard Stern will interview a 22-year-girl who is auctioning to get her pussy busted wide open to the highest bidder on an auction site. Who said romance was dead? Sex before marriage is officially dead. just ask the daughter of Sarah Palin.
The donkey who is going by the alias " Natalie Dylan" is going to use the money to pay for her college education. Whatever happing to working a pole to pay for your college tuition? Do I have to teach these young'uns everything? Bitches these days know nothing about hard work and putting it down in a sleazy club like Nomi Malone. Bitches can learn a thing or two from the greatest movie of all time, "Showgirls." Also bitch is not very good at marketing herself. if she's going to pimp her pussy for cash, she could of at least come up with a flashier name like "Poppy Snatchberry."
New York Daily News celebrity reporters Rush & Molly reports that Howard introduced Natalie to Dennis Hof, the creepy fat dude who owns the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada. The auction will take place on bunnyranch.com and the winner will get to swipe Natalie's platinum v-card at the ranch. Natalie's sister already works there. Sister knows best, I guess.
Natalie claims she's been forced to sell her candy, because her stepfather took out a student loan in her name, so she's unable to finance her education. She said, "I don't have a moral dilemma with it. Why shouldn't I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity? I understand some people may condemn me. But I think this is empowering. I'm using what I have to better myself."
In order to prove that she's a virgin, Natalie will take a lie-detector test and undergo a gynecological exam. Lie detector test? What do they think this is the Maury Povich Show? Why not stick a couple of fingers in her twat to see if her hymen is still in tact? Also, she's not just choosing any dick either. The highest bidder won't necessarily be the one she lets run up in her. She's going to screen the bidders and find a dude she's happy with. Ok now this bitch thinks she's Chlamydia tequila and is trying to get her shot at love.
Natalie already has her bachelor's in women's studies from Sacramento State. In January she starts working on getting her master's in marriage and family therapy. HA!
Wow, a vajayjay seller and a feminist. Welcome to the New Women's Movement.
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