Thursday, August 28, 2008

O.J. GOT HIS ASS BEAT BY A GIRL

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Being the girlfriend of a celebrity usually has it's priviledges, especially when you're a Jane nobody swept off your feet by a BIG name industry person. If you're the girlfriend of O.J. Simpson, that's a whole 'nother story within itself. Earlier this year, the Nicole Brown look-alike, Christine Prody, was hospitalized for busting up her head after falling at a gas station. A few months later her head and arms went through the windshield of her car during a bad accident. And now The National Enquirer reports that Christine and O.J got their asses handed to them on a silver plate from the Salvation Army by his 39-year-old daughter on August 24th.

The popo was called to his home after his daughter, Arnelle, attacked the both of them. Arnelle beat the juice out of him because he's not paying support to her mother, Marguerite. Marguerite is working at Walmart to pay the bills. Support? Isn't Arnelle a little too old to be sitting around with her hand out? And y'all should know O.J. ain't got no money. hell, he barely has a pot to piss in and a fabulously interior-designed window to throw it out of.

The fight ended with Arnelle pushing his ass into a glass cupboard. A source said, "O.J. hit the cupboard hard and the glass shattered all over him. He fell to the floor, bleeding." Arnelle panicked and called 911 but quickly hung up. 911 operators still traced the call and sent police.

A police report was filed, but O.J. refused to press charges. The article didn't say how badly Christine was injured. With her luck, she probably has a fucking broken neck and a bruised clitoris.

Christine seriously need to dump O.J.'s irrelevant ass before HISTORY rears it's ugly head and repeats itself, if you know what I'm saying, and I think you do.

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