Tuesday, August 19, 2008

MARK RONSON GOES HARD AFTER HAS-BEEN ROCKER

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Mark Ronson is thethe latest addition to the list of People Who can't stand Noel Gallagher. And, inevitably, the feeling is mutual.

Well, it seems Ronson took Gallagher’s criticism to heart, by taking a page out of the Kris Avalon Handbook and reading a tired has-been bitch for filth! In a recent posting on his MySpace blog, the producer announced that he was indeed taking guitar lessons - from none other than Jay-Z.

“Noel Gallagher said I should ‘learn three chords on the guitar and go write a tune’,” Ronson wrote. “So I just wanted him to know that I’m actually taking guitar lessons from Jay-Z right now and he’s already taught me both chords to Wonderwall.”

Gallagher and Jay-Z had a much-publicised scrape earlier this year, culminating in the brilliant sight of Jay-Z strumming Wonderwall on a Glastonbury stage.

“In fact, it’s so much fun having Jay teach me all of Noel’s songs on the guitar (hooray!) that I’m thinking of doing an Oasis/Jay-Z remix album [like Danger Mouse's Grey Album],” Ronson continued. “Potential titles are Champagne Superhova or Definitely Jay-Z. I’ll keep you posted.”

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