Crazy definitely knows crazy in the McConaughey household, because in Mateo's mom's new book called "I Amaze Myself," Kay McConaughey spilled some T that clearly states she is definitely Matty's mom.
In one section, Kay writes that her husband died while she rode him like a wild horse from Texas. She writes, “On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing But it was just the best way to go!”
When the paramedics arrived and couldn't revive him, she didn't bother covering up his nude body. “I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift." Yea that's what I'm talkin' about. I wonder if good 'ol Jimmy passed some of his lower genes down to Matthew and Rooster?
She also admits that Matthew was a "happy accident." After she married Jim for a third time (WTF???), Kay didn't know what she wanted to do with her life. “I was deciding, ‘Do I want to have another baby? Do I want to have an affair? Or go back to school? That’s when Matthew was conceived. We had tried for 16 years and no baby. So Matthew was a big surprise!”
Maybe Kay can give Orangina some advise on how to fuck a man. Then maybe she could finally get the 40-year-old Ali some legitimate work. Oh never mind! Kay's too classy for that.
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