As I'm sure you've all heard (or even give a shit), Jennifer Aniston's shittytale romance with John "Twatface" Mayer is half past over, but word on the street is that she's quickly rebounded to a new man. According to The Sun, Jenny has been seen with 28-year-old model Matt Felker. Matt's most famous for bumping uglies with Selma Blair, and for making out with Britney in her "Toxic" video. Is it just me, or does Matt look a bit like Halle Berry's baby daddy Gabriel Aubry?
Anyways, according to The Chicago Sun-Times, Jenny from the 'burbs is the one who called off her May/December with John Mayer! It wasn't the other way around which comes to show that karma's a bitch for Mayer's LEGENDARY philandering ways.
According to sources, John allegedly banged a cocktail waitress and a promoter's assistant for his tour. His third strike came when he massaged his meat puppet in a groupie. A source added, "Jen has decided to move on. She is very fond of John and has thought he might be the one. She finds him funny, sexy and very talented. ... Plus he understands all the aspects of living in a fishbowl. But in the final analysis, she just got tired of his roving eye."
Well honey, I couldn't have written that statement better myself.
P.S. Is it just me, or is Jenny Aniston just not that cute? everyone knows you NEVEr date anyone 10 times better looking than you are. I give this relationship a week.
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