R&B singer Faith Evans has an autobiography coming out this week and in it she talks about how she dealt with being cheated on repeatedly by her ex, the late Biggie Smalls. Instead of taking revenge out on Biggie by maxing out his credit cards and burning his clothes like Angela Bassett in "Waiting to Exhale," Faith exercised her demons in her own special way. She writes, "I thought maybe kicking some ass would get the word out that chicks better think twice before messing with my husband."
Faith went so far as to get on a plane just to beat a bitch down. She writes that she once caught the red-eye to Virginia and found a girl in his hotel room. "I jumped on top of her and started beating her ass . . . 'Yo, Ma you need to chill!' Big said, 'I didn't even fuck her!' I mashed her in the face and then kicked her. 'Yeah, well, you should have,' I said." Well, I guess that's one way of handling the situation. I probably would have ordered room service and watched pay-per-view, but that's just me.
She sometimes didn't even bother doing her research! When she found a picture and phone number of some ho in Biggie's car, she found out where the chick lived, showed up and delivered "a brief but thorough beat-down."
Faith's legendary beat downs came across celebrity chicks a well. Now I've always wondered when Biggie cheated on her with rapper Lil Kim, how did she handle it. She never talked about it until now. In her book, she writes about how she broke into Biggie's apartment, found him in bed with the Queen Bee and then proceeded to fuck her up. "I grabbed some chick out of the bed and started beating her ass. At some point, the chick's wig came off in my hand: It was a short, cropped wig. I stopped throwing punches for a minute to get a good look at the chick I was beating up. It Lil' Kim. She was completely butt-naked, yelling as I pushed her around the room. 'So you're not fucking her, right?' I screamed at Big. 'Yeah, you not messing with her anymore right?'"
Damn. Kim even wears wigs to bed? she probably didn't wear her natural face to bed either, and you know all this drama went down long before Kim could afford new titties, a new nose, cheeks, neck, eye balls, eye lids, lips (why do I feel like while describing all of her facial reworking I'm humming Kylie's "Speakerphone?")
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