Tuesday, August 26, 2008

CHER TO PLAY CATWOMAN IN NEXT BATMAN FLICK???

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At first when I heard this story, I had to have a laugh. The more I hear of it, the more nervous I'm starting to become. Aging singer/actress Cher is alleged to be in talks to play Catwoman opposite Christian Bale in the next installment of the Batman franchise. If the deal goes through, the gay icon will be skulking about Gotham with Johnny Depp, who's set to play The Riddler in the flick. It's the frailest and least intimidating cast of villains Batman's ever faced!

I love me some Cher, but I think this is the worst idea since they put Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze. Catwoman has to be seductive, dangerous and a wild cat (pun intended). Besides, doesn't Cher have one of those Celine Dion-sized contracts keeping her holed up in Vegas while she puts on a show? So I'm still going with this story as simply a rumor.

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