BRITNEY'S INTERVIEW WITH OK MAGAZINE

Britney gave her first exclusive interview to OK! Magazine since her crazy meltdown on Dateline last year.

In the interview Brit said that she doesn't really want her boys to pursue a career in show business. She said, “I’d rather not. But I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to. I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.” Sweetie, you're kids will never have a normal chldhood. #1 as long as they have Britney Spears for a mother, the press and paps will always be on their ass. #2 putting them on the cover of OK doesn't help you either.

Britney also talks about her new album and says it should be out in six to nine months. She says it's more "urban." So basically it's going to sound like her other music. As long as we get some more stripper anthems like "Gimme More" and "Get Naked (I Got a Plan), I'm sooooo there! She also went on to say, "I’m writing every day, right here at the piano in this living room... This is my best work ever." Britney writing songs? Where papa Jamie to bring this bitch back to planet earth? We all know Brit Brit can't write.

Daddy Spears also flapped his trap to talk about KFed and his relationship with his daughter. He said KFed wants 50/50 custody with Brit and that his heart is in the right place. Mmmm hmmm. What he really wants is 50/50 of her money. And depending on who you ask, that's the right place to be.

He also said that his relationship with Brit “It’s wonderful. (The relationship) is new for both of us. She sometimes calls me 50 times a day and asks me things that light my life up. But like all daughters, she is very manipulative and cunning. So she gets what she wants a lot.

What is she five? It's so sad that it took for Britney to get all crazy, beat a car with an umbrella, and expose her vagetries on more than one occasion to get her parents to pay attention to her. I guess having a Johnny-come-lately daddy is better than not having one at all.