Tuesday, August 19, 2008

AVRIL LAVIGNE TOO SEXY FOR MALASIA?

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Just like the Trannycat Whores and Gwen Stefani before her, Avril Lavigne might have to change her act in order to play Malaysia. The Islamic party douchebags has asked the government to cancel her upcoming concert on August 29th, because they feel her act is "too sexy." That pretty hilarious, because Avril is about as sexy as period water in an old Evian bottle. Not only is she not sexy, but the bitch is beyond annoying. Well it's mostly her snaggletooth that annoys me. As much money is this half retarted midget has, she can't afford a dentist?

Anyway, a party official said this about Avril's show, "It is considered too sexy for us...it's not good for viewers in Malaysia. We don't want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models."

The Ministry will discuss this shit in a meeting tomorrow. Concert organizers are positive that they will be able to work things out. When PCD and Gwen Stefani played Malaysia, they had to tone down their show and cover up their shit.

I'm sorry if it was me, I wouldn't play Malasia at all. But we all know Avril doesn't have the luxury of turning them down, since her North American tour was a mayjah flop.

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