As you may or may not remember, last November, pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt with secretarial spread hit the internet. A bunch of paparazzi twats made fun of her jelly belly and moon crater ass. At the time, JLove had a Tranny Banks moment, shot back and said to "kiss her fat ass!" oh wait, wrong person. What she really said was that she's not a fatass. She also said she was a size 2. A size two where in her neck?
Well, she graces this week's cover of UsWeekly, and JLove is blabbing to anyone who will listen about how she lost 18lbs! Let's do the math (and math is something I'm not quite good at, but I'm gonna do it anyway). If you lost 18 pounds from when you looked like you were eating for two, how the hell were you a size 2? Have I just entered the Twilight Zone or something?
Anyways, the original JLo told the magazine, "I am in a pretty good workout regimen that I like, so it inspired me to keep it up. The energy level and the way I feel now is great." She claims she only lost the weight because she wanted to feel better and not because of the mean things people said about her.
The folks over at CBS probably told her ass to go on a diet before the new season of Ghost Whisperer (aka how the hell is that show stillon) get's started.
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