After eight seasons of living in hell with bafoon ass Randy and vicodin-sedated Paula, the bitches over at FOX have decided to call themselves shaking up the new season by adding a fourth judge to the show. Singer/songwriter Kara DioGuardi will join Paula, Simon and Randy as a permanent judge when the show returns for its 8th season in January.
Simon Fuller said they originally wanted four judges when "American Idol" started. Why?! So what made you decide to add another judge now? could it be sagging ratings?
Simon went on to say, "We are turning the heat up on 'Idol' this year and are thrilled to welcome Kara to the judges' table. She is a smart, sassy lady, and one of America's most successful songwriters. We know she will bring a new level of energy and excitement to the show." Basically everything Paula failed to do for the past eight years.
Kara has worked with Kelly Clarkson, Xtina, Gwen Stefani, Celine Dion, Faith Hill, Santana, Carrie Underoos, Britney Spears, Clay Gayken and more.
Seriously, AI needs alot more than just a new judge to make that show watchable again. Stop with the corny group songs, the bad dancing, Ryan Gaycrest bantering with Simon, and making these kids massacre songs way before their time. If I hear another person butcher another Stevie Wonder song I'm going to track them down and cut them the fuck up with a chainsaw.
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