Wednesday, July 16, 2008

WHAT IN BARLEY WATER HELL?

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I for one don't like talking about the kiddies, because children should be off-limits with the shady reads. Oh, who the fuck am I kidding? This picture is so wrong on so many levels. First of all, isn't Suri too big to be sucking on a bottle still? I guess anything is better than sucking on Katie's robot titties. Suri's a little too young to be drinking oil. Clearly Suri's got her mother's genes, because within the next year she's going to be taller than her father.

The Stepford Zombie was on the set of Eli Stone yeaterday spending a little time with her kid and as much time away from McCrazy Cruisey as possible. Oh wait a minute...Tomasina was there as well. You know he can't leave his slave alone for more than a few minutes at a time. Tomasina likes to personally change Katie's batteries every four hours. No one give her a good battery charge like good ol' Tommy Girl. So if he's looking for those extra batteries for his Rabbit and Bullet, he better remember to check Katie's back.

Katie is currently shooting a cameo on the show with the Condoleeza Rice Mississippi flip. Bitch looks like she got caught in the Fantasia/Mary J. Blige ghetto wind storm.

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