This is definitely why I'm hesitant to move to Hollyweird for my career. I still have my youth and beauty, and I don't want the town of Lost Souls to steal it away from me. You go in looking like Christie Brinkley, and come out looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein. Anyways, remember actor Jeremy Jackson? He played David Hasselhoff's hottie twink son Hobie on "Boobwatch." The last time I saw him was two years ago on an episode of Tyred Banks and he still had his looks. Well chile, this motherfather looks like he was beat with a BIG ass METH stick! Either that or he's using Spam Anderson's facial creamer and this is the end result.
Hobie was arrested way back in the say when he was 19 because the cops found a meth lab in his house! 27-year-old Jeremy is sober now. Yes, he's 27. He may look like Joan Rivers after she's melted in the sun, but at least he still looks younger than Ali Lohan, britney Spears and Mischa Barton combined.
Ewwww look at his eye. Is that pink eye? Or did he have a recent run-in with Herpes Hilton? If they plan on making a movie on Gene Simmons or David Copperfield, he could totally play them.
Back in the day before the drugs stole his looks, I would have definitely fucked Hobie straight up the poop chute. Now I wouldn't even touch him with Amy Winehouse's crack pipe!
Jeremy made an appearance at the opening of Christian Audigier's club in Las Vegas last night. Would you fuck him?
P.S. Whatever happened to Brandon Call? He was the oldest son on Step By Step and played the original Hobie on Boobwatch before Jeremy replaced him.
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