Alright bitches, gather your gifts that you've set up on the Brangelina shrine and get ready to bow down! In case you've been living under a HOLY rock (must be a HUGE one), Angel(ina) gave birth to THE SECOND COMING twins last night. mama done got herself a boy and a girl.
The chosen ones arrived on our planet yesterday in France and already have chosen names. Goddess Angelina gave birth to a boy, Knox Leon, and a girl, Vivienne Marcheline. Knox was the middle name of Brad's pepaw. Marcheline was Angelina's mother's name. I thought Angelina named her after the famed designer. You know Ange loves her clothes.
Baby Westwood weighed in at 5lbs and Fort Knox weighed in at 5.03. Finally, things in the Brangelina household are now even. 3 boys, 3 girls. three adopted, three natural. Shiloh won't feel left out anymore.
3 boys named Maddox, Pax and Knox. Those three should start a boy band and call themselves Triple X. Just don't do any movies.
Angelina's doctor told the Associated Press (via People) that the chosen ones were delivered via c-section. He said, "The babies are doing well. The operation went just perfectly. Angelina is in very good spirits. Brad Pitt was at her side. He was there and all was well."
Of course she was going to have a C-section. Things go in Angie's pussy. they don't come out of them.
Congrats on the new bundles of joy and good luck to the Brangelina twins. You're definitely going to need it. Just no playdates with J.Lo's Galaxy twins, ok? Saints don't hang with sinners.
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