Lance Bass is reportedly all set to join the cast of "Dancing with the D list" next season, but his involvement has left the network executives a bit confused. Rush & Molly reports they aren't sure whether to partner him with a dude or a chick. Are you serious with this? I actually did hear that they hired hetero dancers to partner up because a gay dancer with a straight dancer is just not believable. have they never seen an episode of "So You Think You Can Dance?" And you can't tell me Bruno is the only gay one on that show.
I know Walt Disney was a straight up homophobe (and a LEGENDARY butt pirate), but the folks over at ABC can't possibly be this stupid right...RIGHT? You know with it being a "family show" and all, I wouldn't be surprised if ABC winds up getting some complaints for having someone gay on their show. These ignorant assed hicks don't mind watching Ellen's tired ass dance stiffly everyday on her show. Oh wait! I thought Lance and Ellen were the same person. Besides, can you really afford to be choosy? Are there any more D Listers out there left that can perform on DWTS?
Now all we need is J.C. Chagay, Chris Kirfatrick and Justin Timberdouche to join DWTS. That'll never happen though. JT's full of too much douche powder which will send the show bursting into flames, JC's too busy queening out on America's Best Dance Crew, and Chris is still waiting for the N*Sync reunion.
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