TRANNY ROMANCE COMES TO AN END

The romance between Tranny Girl and Butt Pirate is over! It was only a matter of time that this charade would be over. I think the last straw was when tailor Made had to be rushed to the hospital for excessive anal bleeding. You know New York likes to ram her dick in there! Someone needs to inform this bitch that the asshole is a delicate flower. it must be handled with care. Just ask McCrazy Cruisey.

Anyways, according to a source, “He had come to the conclusion that he couldn’t handle the relationship anymore. It was too distracting to his life, his career and his daughter. He couldn’t consistently be involved in that kind of drama.”

A rep for Vh1 said they broke up in March and all the drama will be shown on New York's new reality show "New York Goes To Hollywood But Takes A Detour To Mexico To Get The Operation."

Mmmhmm. That relationship was just about as believable than any of them bitches vying for Chlamydia Tequila's love on "A Shot at Penicilin."

The source also claims that New York and Tailor Made only stayed together after "I Love New York 2" for the sake of her new show, “When they began shooting, he played it up that they were still together even though they weren’t. They had an understanding because he has respect for Tiffany.” You mean to tell me that reality show relationships are fake?! NOOO! Shane and Matt from the Bachelor are still in love. I know it!

If anyone seriously believes that this was all real love and not acting on them shows like I Love Trannies, Slavor Of Love, The Bachelorina, A Shot at Herpes, and any of them other dating shows, you bitches are seriously sniffing too much of Justin's douche powder.