Fug faced Ethan Hawke and his former nanny turned wifey, Ryan Shawhughes, had a baby last Friday in NYC reports UsWeekly. Her name is Clementine Jane Hawke. Like the orange or like the song? "Oh my Darling, oh my Darling, oh my Darling Clementine!"
Ethan and Ryan met when she was a nanny to the children he shares with then-wife, Uma Thurman. They jumped the broom last month. Clementine is Ethan's third kid.
Well here's a thought. If they decide they want to hire a nanny for their newborn (I don't see why they would since Ryan is more than qualified), they better hire the fattest, ugliest bitch on earth or a gay man. because like I always say, "how you get them is how you keep them."
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