It's another exciting chapter in Christie Brinkley's divorce trial and some really really juicy T was exposed when her estranged husband, Peter Cook, took the stand. Peter started bawling like a menopausal bitch when he was questioned by Christie's lawyer. Here's some of the juicy bits:
He banged out his teenage mistress, Diana Bianchi, in his own office
He paid her $300,000 to keep their nasty business quiet. But when Christie wanted twenty mil to go away quietly, he balked at the idea.
He admitted to spending $3,000 a month on internet porn
He confessed to getting nekkid and groping his pumpkin eater in front of a web cam
He posted pictures of himself on swingers websites looking for chicks to dig out.
After Peter admitted all of this, his donkey of a lawyer told the court, "For goodness sake: She's on her fourth husband. Your honor, we're here because of the self-indulgent wrath of a woman scorned." This lawyer better sleep with one-eye open, because divorced broads everywhere are going to hunt him down with a sawed off shot gun and take his ass out.
He also blasted Christie for wanting the trial to be made public, "What kind of a mother wants her husband flogged in public?" I'm sure Peter wouldn't mind being "flogged" in public.
Christie's lawyer told the court she paid for everything while they were married. They aren't fighting over cash though. They are fighting over custody of their daughter Sailor and their son Jack. Jack is Christie's son from Richard Taubman, but Peter adopted him.
They seriously need to broadcast this shit on tv. This is definitely some Celebreality type shit right here!
P.S. If anyone happened to record Peter stroking his "Peter" on his webcam, holla at yo boy. I'd love to see this video. Surely it has to be better than the Mini Me sex tape?
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