Lady Wino gave her Blaaaake Incarcerated a not-so private show during visiting hours at Pentonville prison yesterday. According to The Sun, Wino pulled her top up, pressed her mangled twizzlers she calls breasts against the glass booth and started shaking it like Halle Berry in Jungle Fever.
The other visitors at the prison were shocked and appalled at the sight of her boobage. I say settle down bitches. At least you don't have to pay for what Amy's been giving pissed off fans for the past year. That crack shimmy don't come cheap! One snobby visitor said, "It was not a pleasant sight. Amy seemed completely out of it." Riddle me this? Was there ever a time when she wasn't out of it?
This is just Amy being...well Amy. They should be grateful they didn't get a vajayjay flash. That shit spews venom 50 feet across the room like a spidey web!
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