On his KIIS-ASS-FM radio show Monday, Ryan Seacrest said he decided to take a dip in the ocean over the weekend when, he said, "I was bit by a shark!"
The American Idol co-host, 33, wasn't hurt too badly, as he still went on the air to blab about it, since nothing else interesting is going on in his private life.
But he's bitter.
Asked by his radio co-host if anyone else got bit, Seacrest whined: "No, just me, of course! There were like 1,000 people in the ocean, and I get bit by the shark!"
I would ask if the shark bit his dick off (you know, to save Ryan the necessary dollars for Dr. 90210 to remove it), but his dick's been gone a long time ago. I've also never heard of a man taking a dip in the ocean. Last time I checked, you go for a swim. But what do I know about how these LA queens roll.
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