Click below to watch the pregnant dude on GMA this morning talking about the birth of his daughter, Suri Cruise - I mean Susan Juliette. I knew Zombie Kate was never pregnant. Tom went and knocked up a man! Also you know you're dealing with a gay man when he snaps back quick to his Chelsea Queen weight after giving birth. I can't wait for the day to come, when they have to explain to baby Suri where she came from.
Baby: "Mommy where did I come from?"
Bio Mom: "You came from daddy's pussy dear."