Click below to watch the pregnant dude on GMA this morning talking about the birth of his daughter, Suri Cruise - I mean Susan Juliette. I knew Zombie Kate was never pregnant. Tom went and knocked up a man! Also you know you're dealing with a gay man when he snaps back quick to his Chelsea Queen weight after giving birth. I can't wait for the day to come, when they have to explain to baby Suri where she came from.
Baby: "Mommy where did I come from?"
Bio Mom: "You came from daddy's pussy dear."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Movies
- 5 Deadly Venoms
- Aliens
- Another Gay Movie
- Blade
- Blade Runner
- Boy Culture
- Brokeback Mountain
- Die Hard
- E.T.
- Eating Out
- Enter the Dragon
- First Blood
- Friday the 13th (1980)
- Inception
- Jaws
- Kick-Ass
- Kill Bill
- Milk
- Mysterious Skin
- Night of the Living Dead
- Piranha
- Raiders of the Lost Ark
- Salt
- Saw
- Shortbus
- Speed
- Spider Man 2
- T2
- The Bourne Trilogy
- The Circuit
- The Crazies (2009)
- The Dark Knight
- The Empire Strikes Back
- The Fluffer
- The Goonies
- The Lost Boys
- The Matrix
- The Monster Squad
- The Road
- The Road Warrior
- The Terminator
- True Lies
No comments:
Post a Comment