Thursday, July 31, 2008

ORANGINA HOHAN FORGOT HER KNEEPADS

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Orangina HoHan is apparently shitting fake tanning fumes after finding out that her 14-year-old (but looks 84) daughter unwittingly auditioned for a well-known porn director.

On Sunday night's episode of the unwatchable shit fest known as "Tolerating the HoHan's," Ali gave a shit ass audition for the movie "Troll." Which is basically based on Ali's true story. I kid the HoHan's (I think). So basically it was her best because you know she has the talent to be an award-winning actress. One of the dudes she read for was Peter Davy, an award-winning porn director. TMZ reports that he's directed such porn hits as "Breast Wishes 14," "Bun Busters 12" and "Voodoo Lust." Ooooh, that last one sounds like a real hand jerker.

Orangina claims she had no idea about Peter's past. All that executive cock you suck to whore your children for Hollyweird roles, and you have know idea who you're blowing? C'mon Orangina. You're game is slipping. Her rep told UsWeekly, “Ali obviously had no idea about Davy’s past. If she did know, she never would have auditioned for him.”

Regardless of all the bitching, Ali got the role anyway.

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