UsWeekly reports that Vadgezilla and A-Rod from the Yankees are bumping pocketbooks. Ugh! I just dry-heeved in my mouth. Her royal CUNTESSA probably looks like a venus fly trap on MDMA! Not only can it bend metal, many life forces have been sucked from plenty of bodies after they've brushed past her beef curtains! Sources say that 32-year-old A-Rod has been making visits to Madoodoo's NYC dungeon. He leaves just after midnight before he turns into a pumpkin and all the doorman "are talking about it."
Vadge recently took her three accessories to a Yankee game on June 22nd. OK! Magazine reports the two also share the same trainer and manager (Guy Oseary) and were seen together in May at an after party for Vadge's show at Roseland.
A-Rod is married with two kiddies. Last year, he reportedly cheated on his baby mama with some professional pole worker.
Vadge's yes person won't comment on the divorce rumors so it should be no surprise mums the word on these rumors as well.
I love her and all, but Madonna looks like a roided up she demon. Have you looked at those wrinkly man hands??? I don't know why would A Rod want to hook up with someone who has more man muscles than he does? And her dick is probably bigger too. Although it was fun reporting this, I'm going to state this as a rumor, simply because Madonna has a tour coming soon, and she needs the press. Hard Candy didn't sell as big as she hoped. Blame Justin Timberdouche's kryptonite-induced ass!
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