Matthew McConaugay revealed to OK! Magazine that his child of free love's name is Levi Alves McConaughey. WTF??? That's the best you could come up with? Little Levi doesn't have two last names. He gave their newborn the middle name of Alves, because it's his mother's last name. Come one! Don't people down south have names like Becky Sue and Chucky Lee? Or better yet, why not name him Rooster after your brother? Hillbillies gotta step their game up!
Mateo explained why they chose the name Levi, "Levi was another name for the apostle Matthew in The Bible. They were, in fact, two names for the same person. Our son was born at 6:22 pm, and this particular time represents my favorite verse in the book of Matthew in The Bible: 'If thy eye be single, thy whole body will be full of light.'"
Seriously, bitch needs to lay off the peace pipe. Leave the bong water alone! LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!! I believe this explanation like I believe the fake ass tears Chlamydia Tequila tried to force out of her "me love you long time" eyes on the A Shot At Hepatitis: Rejection Reunion Special. And you know as well as I do the only bible he reads is High Times magazine.
Matthew and Camila also released this statement:
"We welcome Levi Alves McConaughey into this wonderful life and look forward to living in it with him. In the mean time and all times, just keep livin'."
—Matthew David McConaughey and Camila Maria Saraiva de Araujo Alves
At least we can count on Rooster to give us the goods. Rooster talked to People about his brother's first child via faulty sperm, "It's good to have a boy the first time 'round! You can get away with dropping 'em a couple times, and they'll still be okay. Can't really do that with a little girl."
I love Rooster. Someone hurry up and give him his own reality show!
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