Our troops are now going to turn themselves into suicide bombers when they find out who's the next Z list star performing for them. Twatti Mondrag Queen said that she's going to go to Iraq to perform for the troops. As if they haven't been tortured enough by overstaying their welcome in Iraq and being under the thumb of George Dubya Douche, the American military folk are some evil motherfuckers.
Heidi Ho told Extra (via People), “My brother was an airborne ranger in Afghanistan and Iraq. It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there." Heidi's stepbrother, who fought in Iraq, passed away last March after he fell off a roof in Colorado.
Spencer said that John McCain's daughter, Meghan, is going to help them get to Iraq, “I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she’s going to put that together for us.”
Now if you can send them over there and someone just so happens to run over a land mine, the world (and my television) will be a better place. Or better yet, Heidi may be our only way to finally win this war.
Oooh, remember there was a story a while back that a prison tortured their inmates by playing Christina Aguilera songs over and over? Prison, may I introduce to you, Heidi Momdrag Queen.
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