Tuesday, July 8, 2008

HALLEUJAH! THE FRIENDS MOVIE IS D.O.A.

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It's good to know there is a god in heaven, and she has put her five-inch, clear-heeled stiletto pump down!

Not long after the first report appeared in London’s Daily Mail last week, reps for several of the show’s stars came out of the woodwork to shoot down the report that the cast, spurred on by the success of the recent Sex and the City feature film, had agreed to get together one last time.

“Nothing is happening in this regard,” said Matthew Perry’s rep in a statement. “The rumor is false.”

This sentiment was echoed by David Schwimmer’s publicist, who said, “there’s been no discussion about it.”

The final blow to the rumor was a rep for Jennifer Aniston (do any of these actors talk for themselves?), who said that his client was unaware of any such project, and who questioned by she would have any interest in revisiting her sitcom days.

I'm glad it's a rumor. Who the hell wants to watch a film with a laugh track for two hours? Besides, they're not as hot as the Sex & The City gals.

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