Friday, July 11, 2008

GITTE GETS SUCKED ON NATIONAL TV

Celebreality hot mess Brigitte Nielsen decided to go and get herself the Janice Dickinson/Joan Rivers Special. Besically, she got a full body makeover on German TV. Viewers watched as Gitte got fat wet vacced from her thighs, her eyes botoxed and silicone drained from her mamma jammys. In the next few episodes, Gitte will also get new teeth, a facelift, an eyelift, more botox and a titty hike. All that's missing is a pussy lift.

All Gitte really wants for christmas is to pose for Playboy again once all the tranny swelling goes down. i think it takes a lot longer for 44-year-old foreskin to heal. bitch can't snap back like heidi Montag. Anyways, check out the video below:

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