Tuesday, July 8, 2008

BRUNO PULLS A FAST GAY ONE OVER REDNECK HILLBILLIES

Sacha Baron Cohen is a fucking genius! I love how he takes the ignorance of others and throws it right back in their face. His tentatively titled movie,"Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt" isn't out until next year and this film is already getting tons of free publicity. In one scene, he duped a former Mossad agent and a Palestinian smartie into debating the differences between Hamas and hummus. Well, Bruno has also fooled a bunch of toothless rednecks from Arkansas.

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Sacha and his prankster minions put out a Craigslist ad and a flyer promising dollar beer, sexy chicks and cage fighting. Not bad, right? Well wait, there's more.

The producer's held two events, one in Texarkana and the other in Fort Smith. The Forth Smith show drew around 1500 rednecks who had to sign releases. They were told they were being filmed for TV. You might be a redneck if you sign a release just so you can have $1 dollar. They were also told that no cameras or cell phones were allowed. Um, these bitches are still churning butter. What makes you think they have any idea what a cell phone is?

The good times came to a screeching halt when the two cage fighters stripped down to their undies and started full-on making out. U know rednecks don't like dem queers! The Smoking Gun reports that the crowd started throwing chairs and beer and shit at the stage. You know you've fully pissed off a redneck when he parts with his drink!

Seriously, this movie is going to be amazing, and like Borat, I cannot wait to see it.

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