I always pegged him as a big ol' bottom, but Will Smith is officially on top as the highest paid actor in Hollywood. Like Saint Oprah, maybe he should replace Obama as the future president of the United States. Only thing is, I don't think the bible belt would be for his swinging ways...or maybe they would if you're a mormon. According to FORBES, Will Smith was the highest earning actor of 2007. Will brought in $80 million last year.
Crater Face Diaz was the top earning actress with $50 million. Damn! And her skin still looks like the inside of Parasite Hilton's vag lips? Cameron should pull a Diddy and get some stock in PROACTIV, because her skin is a hot pepperoni with extra cheese and a sprinkle of anchovies mess.
The top 5 overpaid dudes in Hollyweird are:
1. Will Smith - $80 million
2. Johnny Depp - $72 million
3. Eddie Murphy - $55 million
4. Mike Myers - $55 million
5. Leonardo DiCaprio - $45 million
Just about all the men on this lest I'm sure have pulled a Gaycrest and have brought their kneepads to every meeting. Especially Will, Eddie and that queen Mike Myers. Riggle me this? Who the hell is still paying to see Lady Murphy at the movies?
The top 5 overpaid chicks in Hollywoodweird are:
1. Clammy Diaz - $50 million
2. Keira Knightley - $32 million
3. Jennifer Aniston - $27 million
4. Reese Witherspoon - $25 million
5. Gremlineth Paltrow - $25 million
Did all the money Kiera make come from doing all thos Pirates movies? I haven't seen her in anything else since the last Parates film. And how the hell did Jennifer Maniston make more money than Angelina? Angie made only $14 million last year and Jen hasn't done anything since the series finale of friends. Surely all that coin couldn't have come from all them Friends reruns. Bitch better stop having all them kids and giving all her dollers to charity, otherwise she'll be broker faster than she can say Ed McMahon. Oh well, it just comes to show these folks in Hollyweird makes too much damn money.
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