Khloe Kardashian spent the weekend behind bars (actually she only spent three hours), but she still found time to speak to Ryan Gaycreast on his KIIS-ASS-FM radio show this morning to talk about her life on the inside. Bitch goes into jail for a few hours and acts like she's a hardened criminal out of "American Me." You know it's hard out there for a donkey!
The drama on the inside started as soon as she arrived at the Lynwood Prison. "There were three bomb threats, and so they put me in solitary confinement. A warden came down to see me and said, 'You're the one causing all the problems here ... There's all these bomb threats, and we're thinking it's for you.' They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. But because of all these things, it's a blessing, and I was actually released early because I was a threat to the prison.""
A threat to the prison? They knew with all those steriods she takes that gives her all that superhuman strength (along with bigger balls than Ryan and Reggie Bush) they had to let her out early. If she would have went to Rikers, she would have had to do all her time. Last time I checked, prison was about learning your lesson...not relaxing like you're in a country club (like most of these idiot celebrities who go back & forth to rehab).
Khloe went on to say that she will never drink and drive again, "Honestly, I would never do it again...It's just not worth it...It's so much time."
Khloe...you seriously need to shut the fuck up because you are sounding like such a donkey. The next time you go to prison, take Ryan with you. you know he'll have a gay ol' time when he arrives.
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