Thursday, July 31, 2008

BRITNEY'S NEW MAN

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For all those who have followed Britney's career, we've seen her ups and downs, as well as her shitty taste in men. From Timberdouche to Adnan Gollum, she's done plenty of losers and then some. Now word is that Brit Brit might be in love with one of her bodyguards.

The Sun reports that the dude's name is Lee and he's a former Israeli soldier. Lee has been staying at Britney's Cheeto palace and hangs out with her on his day off. A source said, “He is her perfect type. She loves guys who work out and he is in great shape from his days serving in the Israeli Army. He also has a few tattoos, which she loves. They’ve spent so much time together that one thing led to another and their relationship became physical."

This is actually a first for Britney. Since when is she in love with guys who are in shape. Justin was a skinny little twink when they were going out, Adnan had man tits, and K Fag can no longer see his dick over his stomach.

Brit Brit has a history of banging her staff. Lee is the fourth employee to get involved with Brit. Her snatch juices are more powerful than Herpes Hilton's

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