Break out the genital wart cream and disinfectant because Bret's coming back for another season of Cock of Love.
This time around Bret is filling his tour bus with a bunch of smelly groupies-cum- strippers-in-training and bringing them on the road with him. They will travel across the country with Bret on a month-long-tour. Most of the skanks will feel right at home since they probably grew up in a trailer.
Each time the tour bus stops in a new city, the whores will complete in challenges and one will be left off the bus. It will be called Rock of Love Bus.
As much as I crack about Bret and the diseased contestants he interacts with, I will be there like every other reality whore out there.
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