Nicky Kidman popped out a baby girl this morning in Nashville! People magazine has confirmed the birth of Nicky and Keith Urban's muppet baby/BRATZ doll. It could be worse. The newborn could come out looking like this...
...No word on what they have named her. Keith probably wants to name her something very hillbilly like Bud Lite. Shit, that's what Mateo McCanougay's brother named his kid. Or most likely, Nicole will want something more plain Jane and boring. I say name the kid Tsunami. Lawd knows this kid has been thrusted into a hot level five orange-alert mess of a family like the Cruise/Kidman/Urbans. Now if they start feeding this kid barley water, someone better have ACS on speed dial.
UPDATE: Nicky's spokesbitch told People that they named their brat Sunday Rose Kidman Urban. She weighed in at 6 lbs., 7.5 oz. SUNDAY ROSE? See what I mean by boring?
Congrats to Nicky, Keith and Tsunami!
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