Remember Zachary Ty Bryan? He played the hotter older brother on Home Improvement back in the day. Yea Jonathan Taylor Thomas was the more fuckable twink. Bury his head in the pillow while you stretch his ass until you get rosebud, and Taran was...well Taran. He was basically the Rumer Willis of the Taylor clan. But Zachery...he was the blond-haired, blue eyed hottie you'd let fuck your sugar walls up and then take him home to mama.
Anyways, TMZ reports that Zachery is suing Choice Hotels for some scandalousity that went down this past April. You see, Zachery and his wife (yea the bitch is married)were staying at a Choice Hotel in San Diego. Zach decided to get a Gatorade across the street with friends. Gatorade? Who the fuck drinks Gatorade? Was little Zachery tweaking?
So... Zachery and his friends came back to the hotel around midnight, but the hotel wouldn't let him back in, because the room was not in his name. Zachery told them his wife was in the room, but they would not let him call her. Can't actors afford a cell phone? That's when some crazy ass off-duty manager "came out of nowhere" and tasered Zachery's ass! Somebody get this footage on America's Funniest Home Videos.
According to the hotel bitches, Zachery went crazy, was probably shit-faced drunk, and hitting his ass with a stun gun was their only way of controlling the situation.
Zachery wants $25,000 in damages. 25,000? Cheap bitch.
Someone better talk to Wilson, because he'll know just what to do.
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