Tuesday, July 22, 2008

BATMAN'S OUT OF JAIL!

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Christian Bale has been released from jail after being questioned by police for more than four hours. Christian was arrested earlier today after his mommy and sissy filed an assault claim against him last night. How do you send Batman to jail? I would have screamed at them bitches too.

TMZ reports that Christian might have been arrested for verbally assaulting his mom. Apparently, in England there is such thing as Class 4 and 5 verbal assault. Class 4 is verbal assault with "an intent to cause alarm."

Are you kidding me? Can you imagine if they had that here? The prisons would really be overcrowded.

Christian's spokeswhore released this statement to People: "Christian Bale attended a London police station today, on a voluntary basis, in order to assist with an allegation that had been made against him to the police by his mother and sister. Mr. Bale who denies the allegation, co-operated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question, and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the police. At this time, there will be no further comment by Mr. Bale."

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