Sunday, July 13, 2008

AAAAAH! NOT THOSE HORRID SHOES!

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Okay seriously, who the fuck invented Crocs and why are you still alive? I have to say that those are the UGLIEST shoes I have ever seen. It's tatally understandable that a HUSH-PUPPY-WEARING-DYKE would trot around in them, but seriously I don't even give kids a pass in wearing them. They look like a plastic jock strap wrapped around your feet. Soooooo not sexy!

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Anyways, little Rocco Ritchie wore his multi-color Fischer Price shoes while arriving at the Kabbalah Center in NYC last night with his family. Vadge is currently spending alot of time in NYC rehearsing for her "Sweet & Sour" Tour (in between making time performing scenes from the horror film "Teeth" on A Rod's manhood. I can't wait until these kids grow up, wise the fuck up and stick it to their mother about all this Kaballah shit. You know it's only a matter of time before Vadgezilla disowns her own damn children because she'll realize they're not sheep like most of her fans.

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