Wednesday, June 25, 2008

WHAT IN LOLLIPOP GUILD HELL? MINI ME SEX TAPE!

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Aright kiddies time to get a hold of the baby wipes and boy butter, because Mini-Me done got himself a sex tape! Lawd knows I've always been curious as to how midgets get it on. I mean, do they shove their entire body inside of an average girls va jay jay? Or is it just fist fucking??? Anyways, TMZ has a "short" clip of Verne Troyer tonguing his girlfriend at the time. SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100,000 for the sex tape, but no deal has been made.

I really need to see this tape just to see how big Mini Me's dick is. I know it's far from a tripod, but damn can his dick even get up in the pussy???

They better call this shit "Mini-In-Me" or I'm going to be pissed!

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid285859616/bclid294430730/bctid1628434327

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