Monday, June 23, 2008

WERE THE TWO COREY'S FINGER-FUCKED BY WACKO JACKO???

Way back in the day, i was a fan of the two Coreys. The Lost Boys, The Goonies, and even Lucas are my favorite 80's movies. I tried getting into the first season of their reality show but after viewings, it was exactly like these two: Absolutely unwatchable. I was at a friends house, and to my surprise here came the second season premiere of this shiteous mess. During last night's episode, Corey Haim admitted to being raped at the age of 14. Corey Feldman also confessed he was molested around that age. They didn't say by whom, but it was one of Corey Feldman's close friends. SCANDALOUS!



P.S. I've heard some pretty SCANDALOUS stories about Michael as a kid, so I wouldn't put it past him if he had something to do with this. Somebody better call in Webster and Bubbles to see if they were child touched.

P.P.S. Damn, Corey Haim used to be sooooo cute back in the day. Here's a history lesson kids: this is what you will look like if you succomb to the evils of hard drugs.

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