Media whore Diddy (or whatever name he's going by today) told Metro UK that he likes to wax his balls regularly. A chipmunk with freshly smooth nuts??? Who could ask for anything more?? He said, "While I'm getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown. Then I'll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black."
I hope he doesn't splash cologne on his freshly shaved nuts?! If so, that shit must sting! I actually prefer a man with smooth testicles (pronounced: TEST-I-KLEEZ). When I'm going downtown, I won't have to worry about coughing up a hairball.
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