Monday, June 2, 2008

SHITAMY WINO'S PEOPLE WORKING HARD AT THE SPINNER'S WHEEL

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This is one definitely for the Book of Bullshit

Shitamy Wino's publicist released a statement after her embarrassing performance(is anyone surprised by this) at the Rock in Rio festival in Portugal this past weekend.

"Amy was overwhelmed by the goodwill shown by the audience in Lisbon and even apologised for her below par vocals on stage, after suffering from a sore throat all week. Sore throat? excessive crack and meth use will do that to you

She was given the option to cancel, but was determined to take her first step back on to the live scene and although her throat was not at 100 per cent, Amy felt it important for fans to see that she is back working at her craft.

She will continue to her comeback at events throughout the summer."

Mmmhmm. The only thing she could do to make a real comeback would be to see a dermatologist for that meth face of hers, and receive a serious detox from all those drugs she's taking.

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