Monday, June 9, 2008

Shitamy Crackhouse Apologizes For Racist Video

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Over the past year, Amy Winehouse has literally taken the title for Queen of outrageous behavior from former hot mess, Britney Spears. After scandals involving alleged drug abuse, a sleepover in rehab, notoriously unkempt performances, a trip to jail for her husband on charges of attempting to pervert justice, several arrests on charges ranging from alleged assault to suspicion of drug use and a series of public breakdowns, the latest outrage tied to Winehouse has sparked the biggest response yet in England. You almost forget Shitty is also a Grammy-award winning singer/songwriter.

A videotape has surfaced over the weekend that appears to show Winehouse and a friend singing a racial-epithet-loaded take on the traditional children's song "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes." The clip, which was reportedly filmed by Winehouse's jailed husband, Blake Incarcerated, shortly after their wedding last May, Winehouse and the unidentified friend are seen giggling and singing the lyrics: "Blacks, Pakis, gooks and naps ... and deaf and dumb and blind and gay," while sitting on a couch in a dingy apartment. I'm sure with a Marc Ronson beat behind it, the ditty could be a top 40 hit. Incarcerated is heard repeatedly promising Crackhouse that he is not filming the scene, even going so far as to swear on what's left of Shitamy's life that the video camera is not on.

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Wino had apologized for the footage —which also appears to show drug paraphernalia on a table in the room where the song is sung. Upon returning home shortly after 2 a.m. Monday, Winehouse invited some fans into her apartment, but not before holding what was described as an impromptu press conference on her front stoop, during which she reportedly said, "I don't want to play anything down, but I'm the least racist person going." The singer then reportedly slammed the "irresponsible" News of the World for not eliding some of the more inflammatory terms in its report, saying, "I think they should have starred out certain words." Was there paparazzi there to capture the footage? I definitely need to see her on her stoop addressing folks like she's giving the state of the union address. Body scars, crooked beehive and all.

A spokesperson for Winehouse said that there's no additional comment on the tape. Cracko is seen later in the video asleep on a sofa in the apartment, with what appears to be more drug paraphernalia on the floor around her. Bitch was performing a cracked-out seance. A friend, Eddie, apparently describes the drugs they have taken, telling Incarcerated, "a bit of E, a bit of C and a few beers, watched telly, smoked crack." And in another part of the video she turns down Incarcerated's request that she perform oral sex on him in the public stairwell of a hotel. That's probably a good thing. She's probably got razor blades tucked up in her gums somewhere and saliva like the Xenomorphs in the alien films. Put your dick in her mouth, it'll melt right off.

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Cracko was seen out with her pops, Mitch, on Sunday in London's Camden neighborhood, where she chatted up fans as the racist-tape scandal was about to rear it's ugly head. "If people could see the real Amy — the full picture, not just the worst photos — they would realize she is not in a constant pit of misery or permanently drug-addled," her dad reportedly said. "She's upbeat — even jolly — and she's been writing some fantastic new songs. She's really looking forward to performing again. ... She is getting better, working hard, standing by her husband and desperate to have a family. ... I honestly think in two years she will be fit, healthy and having babies — and motherhood will be her drug."

The problem here is her enabling parents, who continue to sit by and assure the world that Wino is getting better. Are you all tuned into the same fucking channel as the rest of us? Amy is not getting better. From her recent horrid live performance, to the continuous partying, Amy's downward spiral can only continue to get worse. If she doesn't gety her body and mind right, god forbid I say this, but all this excessive drug use could damage your body in the long run where you won't be able to have babies at all. As for the photos that were leaked, including the one that appears to show her with a crack pipe, Amy reportedly said that they were taken during "really, really happy times." I've never met a happy crackhead in my life. if anything, they look pitifull.

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