Every other day there seems to be another Vadgezilla/ Machismo Ritchie divorce rumor going around. The rumors are everything from Madge officially hiring Paul McCartney's divorce lawyer to Madge announcing her divorce after her world tour ends in November. Or until the adoption of her black accessory is finalized. Recently, there were reports of M & G spending a romantic three-day trip to Milan, Italy. For what fashion week??? You know how much Machismo looooves hanging with the gays. Or anything not manly enough.
The Sun reports that the trip was supposed to be all romantic and shit, but they both spent it working. They also spent it in separate hotel rooms. A source said, “They had completely separate rooms, schedules, everything. It is all very well organized but it’s not a marriage the way most people understand it. They have this attitude like ‘we’re not really a couple but we’re friends and we love each other and raise our kids’. "
If you were married to Vadge, you'd have to sleep in a separate room too. You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. Besides, the bed isn't big enough for Vadge, her crackberry, her laptop, her money bag, her three assistants, her trainer, her jet, her agent, her chef, her Guide To Raise an Ashy African baby, her Kaballah water, AND Guy. There's just don't make Queen sized beds like they used to!
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