Mariah Cannon & Nick Carey have called off their second non-existant wedding which was supposed to take place in NYC sometime this month. Their first non-existant wedding in the Bahamas just wasn't enough for Mimi. They really need to convince people that this wedding is real, so the second wedding was going to be a multi-million-dollar Hello Kitty-style extravaganza fit for my eight-year-old goddaughter!
Mimi reportedly couldn't find a magazine who gave a shit enough to spend millions of dollars for the exclusive staged photos of her cotton candy cum fest. According to MSNBC's The Scoop, “Mariah was willing to pay for the wedding (of course. you think Nick was gonna be able to afford a wedding on his DJ salary?), but the way she hoped to pay for the wedding was through the sale of photos a la Star Jones when she married Big Gay Al. All the magazines were so busy bidding on the new MiserAlba pics, most of the mayjah mags are tapped out for cash. Getting some smarts for once, no one was interested."
She should have tried Disney magazine. Or at least tried to get sponsorship from Highlights For Children. I'm sure they'd help foot the bill.
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