Mike Myers tries to make a funny about Justin Timberlake's pecker (or lack thereof)

Word on the street is that Justin Timberdouche's 'package' was digitally altered in new movie 'The Love Guru' - because it was too big.

The film's director, and Justin's co-star, Mike Myers revealed the
'SexyBack' singer left cast and crew stunned when he stepped on to set in a
pair of tight Speedo swimming trunks which left nothing to the imagination.

He said: "What is amazing about the Speedo is that they have to do a lot of
special effects to reduce the size. Oh, yeah - you heard it here first,
folks!"



Mike also admitted he developed a man crush on Justin while they shot the
film, which also stars new mom Jessica Alba.

When asked if he was harboring feelings for the 27-year-old star, Mike
replied: "I will confirm that, yes!"

Justin recently revealed he felt confident in the tight trunks in the
hilarious scene but found it tough when they became wedged between his
buttocks.

Now Mike, you need to stop planting stories about Justin to make his dong bigger than what it really is. We all know She Hulk Jessica Biel's dick is bigger than yours and Justin's combined. Many packages are digitally altered in Hollywood because most of the closeted suits are intimidated by the size of an actor's cock on screen. You don't want to ignite any hidden feelings, so if it's not there, you won't get aroused. Also, if Justin was as big as you claim, Britney's whorish ass never would have cheated on Jubbstin with choreographer Wade Robson back in the day.